01 June 2006

An Open Letter to the Lady in the Cubicle across from Mine

Okay, this is hard for both of us, but certain things just have to be dealt with. I think we'll all feel better if we can just get through this.

The toe ring is really pretty creepy. You're almost fifty years old, and you're not fooling anybody. Please stop it before I'm forced to contact Doctor Scholl.

A Friend

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